Outside a Lunatic Asylum One day, I was picking up stones.
Along came a Lunatic and said to me, "Good morning Mr. Jones.
How much do you get for doing that?"
"Thirty Bob" I cried.
He looked at me, scratched his head and here is what he said, "Come...inside you silly fellow come inside, I thought you had a bit more sense. Act like me take my tip, act a little stupid and because a Lunatic.Hey you get your meals quite regular and a brand new suite besides. So, for thirty Bob a week can you keep your wife and kids? Come inside you silly fellow come inside".